The GHETTO SURF & TURF™

"Yo, who the f*ck said surf & turf can only consist of steak and shellfish?"
Annonymous

I was put onto this epicurean delicacy of colossal proportions by way of the homie and respected blogger, Dallas Penn, of the iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES, creators of the Ghetto Big Mac™ and the Futuristic Brunch™...Chea! It was first introduced to the internets by way of
an impromtu street interview last week with a fellow blogger, and immediately the sammich was christened The Ghetto Surf & Turf, by the L.I.'s infamous 40 Diesel, of Mighty
Healthy. Upon watching the video, and being challenged by the stunning and illustrious
Marvelous Mo, I was compelled to get at McDilzNilz's and try this toothsome piece of
goodness....Check da joint, righ' --->

• 1 Double Cheeseburger
  
• 1 Small Fry
  
• 1 Filet-O-Fish - Minus the tartar

• Boom! - take the top part of bun from Filet-O-Fish, and the bottom part of bun
  of DCB off and discard or place back in DCB wrapper and offer a friend a light-in-the-ass
  hot air sammich.
• Numero Dos - lace the top of Filet-O-Fish with a layer of fries.


• da' Third - Slap that burger on top of the layer of fries, and...


• Forff - Viola!! The GHETTO SURF & TURF™

I've since tried different variations of this sammich, and this one seems to be FIRESTARTERS, fa' sho'!! Applying any additional sauces like tartar or special sauce, is considered a diabolical, flagrant foul, and will result in the heinous demise of your gutpiece!

Word. Is. Bawn!